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Corporate Gibberish Generator

Posted by Snapjudge மேல் ஓகஸ்ட் 21, 2006

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point) be able to extend easily.

Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B, bleeding-edge, user-defined project management management and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. We will revalue our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our ability to architect. Think six-sigma. Without sufficient user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for monitoring new users? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customer-defined?

Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be ubiquitous?

We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to harness seamlessly. Without initiatives, you will lack backward-compatible compliance. If you e-enable virally, you may have to target vertically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be compelling? We will rev up our ability to implement without reducing our capacity to matrix. Without methodologies, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does it really mean to envisioneer “wirelessly”? What does the term “viral” really mean? What does the term “real-world” really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring new world-class synergies?

We understand that it is better to drive wirelessly than to visualize intra-virally.

AssCo is the industry leader of customer-directed versioning. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. We constantly incubate plug-and-play CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month’s conditions! We understand that it is better to integrate interactively than to recontextualize virally. We realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to synthesize proactively. We understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to orchestrate efficiently. We invariably harness extensible 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined, impactful, leading-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to e-enable holistically. We will add to our power to synergize without decrementing our capability to exploit. What does it really mean to enable “intuitively”? The metrics for robust re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that’s because it is!

Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining.

AssCo has permanently altered the theory of cyber-micro-synergistic development. The networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate users, relationships are forced to become sticky. What does the buzzword “e-business” really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of web services to empower. We have proven we know that it is better to empower virtually than to scale interactively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it’s realistic! Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don’t think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage “strategically”? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be integrated?

We realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to harness robustly.

Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think ultra-one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. We think we know that if you generate virally then you may also reintermediate globally. We frequently utilize B2B2C schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year’s cycle! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize easily. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to engage perfectly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think micro-global, synergistic. Think ultra-24/7/365.

Think intuitive.

AssCo has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that’s because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We realize that if you architect micro-cyber-compellingly then you may also reintermediate virally. Think enterprise. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed, B2B, front-end. But don’t think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon “implementation” really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient plug-and-play enterprise, B2C re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate “efficiently”? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be co-branded? What does the buzzword “R&D” really mean?

A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly.

Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to generate “globally”? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be ubiquitous? We usually implement wireless scalable, e-business development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter’s cycle! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that’s because it is! Think micro-24/7. Think customized. Think sexy. Think short-term. But don’t think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Without networks, you will lack niches.

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