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Archive for ஜூலை 17th, 2006

Vilambara Piriyar

Posted by Snapjudge மேல் ஜூலை 17, 2006

~~~gOOd aDs~~~

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Vaazhkkaiyil Munnera

Posted by Snapjudge மேல் ஜூலை 17, 2006

Corporate Rules……!!

 

 

 

 


 

 



Rule-1

The Boss is always right.

Rule-2

If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.


Rule-3

Those who work get more work.

Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


Rule-4

Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”.

The more intelligent a person,

The more hardworking a person,

The more committed a person;

The more number of persons are engaged

in pulling that person down.


Rule-5

If you are good, you will get all the work.

If you are really good, you will get out of it.


Rule-6

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,

They are never talking about themselves.


Rule-7

It doesn’t matter what you do,

It only matters what you say you’ve done

and what you are going to do.


Rule-8

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters

from a kick in the butt.


Rule-9

Don’t be irreplaceable.

If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.


Rule-10

The more crap you put up with,

The more crap you are going to get.


Rule-11

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit.

No use being a damn fool about it.


Rule-12

When you don’t know what to do,

Walk fast and look worried.


Rule-13

Following the rules will not get the job done.


Rule-14

If it weren’t for the last minute,

Nothing would get done.


Rule-15

Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”.


Rule-16

No matter how much you do,

You never do enough.


Rule-17

You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work

you are supposed to be doing.


Rule-18

In order to get a promotion,

You need not necessarily know your job.


Rule-19

In order to get a promotion,

You only need to pretend that you know your job.


Rule-20

The last person that quit or was fired will be

held responsible for everything that goes wrong.


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Unnai Arinthaal

Posted by Snapjudge மேல் ஜூலை 17, 2006

BE YOUR SELF

Be understanding to your perceived enemies.

Be loyal to your friends.

Be strong enough to face the world each day.

Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.

Be generous to those who need your help.





Be frugal with that you need yourself.

Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.

Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.

Be willing to share your joys.

Be willing to share the sorrows of others.



Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.

Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.

Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.

Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.

Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.





Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way.

Be loving to those who love you..

Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.

Above all, be yourself.


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Thalaippu Testing

Posted by Snapjudge மேல் ஜூலை 17, 2006

Aishwarya Rai

Kareena Kapoor

Katrina Kaif

Priyanka Chopra

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