Vilambara Piriyar

~~~gOOd aDs~~~

 

Vaazhkkaiyil Munnera

Corporate Rules……!!

Rule-1 The Boss is always right. Rule-2 If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. Rule-3 Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. Rule-4 Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, The more hardworking a person, The more committed a person; The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down. Rule-5 If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. Rule-6 When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, They are never talking about themselves. Rule-7 It doesn’t matter what you do, It only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do. Rule-8 A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Rule-9 Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. Rule-10 The more crap you put up with, The more crap you are going to get. Rule-11 If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. Rule-12 When you don’t know what to do, Walk fast and look worried. Rule-13 Following the rules will not get the job done. Rule-14 If it weren’t for the last minute, Nothing would get done. Rule-15 Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”. Rule-16 No matter how much you do, You never do enough. Rule-17 You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing. Rule-18 In order to get a promotion, You need not necessarily know your job. Rule-19 In order to get a promotion, You only need to pretend that you know your job. Rule-20 The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Unnai Arinthaal

BE YOUR SELF

� Be understanding to your perceived enemies. � Be loyal to your friends. � Be strong enough to face the world each day. � Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. � Be generous to those who need your help.
	� Be frugal with that you need yourself. � Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything. � Be foolish enough to believe in miracles. � Be willing to share your joys. � Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
� Be a leader when you see a path others have missed. � Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty. � Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds. � Be last to criticize a colleague who fails. � Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.
	� Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way. � Be loving to those who love you.. � Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change. � Above all, be yourself. ~

 

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